me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks
Bartender: two what?
me: thanks :)
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Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together
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"If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die."
-Mik Everett (via quotemadness)
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